A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the now defunct magazine Blender published an awesome list of the “50 Worst Songs Ever“.

In loving tribute to the compendium of horrifying music that they curated, we have the distinct honour to present not only their original list – but also our own list of the 50 worst songs ever. Once every week or so, we’ll be updating Worst Songs Ever with another aural assault from the Planet of the Tone Deaf.

Please note these are our own personal opinions – if you disagree and feel that, say, Achy Breaky Heart is a magnum opus comparable to a Beethoven symphony, feel free to comment and disagree in the comment section below each post!