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Billy Joel – “We didn’t start the Fire”

Fire in the (a) hole!

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Toploader – “Dancing in the Moonlight”

An Ikea advert made into music

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The Beatles – “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”

“If you want some fun — heh-heh-heh-heh! — take ob-la-di-bla-da!” Jesus wept…

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Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee – “Despatico”

Music for entitled Spanish Exchange students

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Colour Me Badd – “I Wanna Sex You Up”

A five-gallon tub of Astroglide from Costco

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Rednex – “Cotton Eye Joe”

Novelty European techno is not a genre noted for its multitude of artistic high points.

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Elton John – “Sacrifice”

This should be sacrificed to the Devil for the good of Humanity

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Bryan Adams – “The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You”

Welcome to the dark ages of the 1990s…

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Billy Joel – “We didn’t start the Fire”

Fire in the (a) hole!

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Dire Straits – “Walk of Life”

If only it was the Walk of Death for this abomination of a song

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The Mock Turtles – “Can you dig it?”

As found in the 50p pile in Oxfam

HERES THE DEAL:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the now defunct magazine Blender published an awesome list of the “50 Worst Songs Ever“.

In loving tribute to the compendium of horrifying music that they curated, we have the distinct honour to present not only their original list – but also our own list of the 50 worst songs ever. Once every week or so, we’ll be updating Worst Songs Ever with another aural assault from the Planet of the Tone Deaf.

Please note these are our own personal opinions – if you disagree and feel that, say, Achy Breaky Heart is a magnum opus comparable to a Beethoven symphony, feel free to comment and disagree in the comment section below each post!

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