Sleaze-rap DJ goes solo, blows like Hootie
Breaking out on his own, the leading light of Kid Rock’s “Detroit playas” reneges on his boss’s promise to “cause chaos” and “rock like Amadeus.” He does, however, cause nausea and rock like Muzak with his nobody-saw-it-coming lite-FM stylings, hummin’, strummin’ and practically promisin’ to tuck you in at night.
The unexpected bonus? It gives hope to everyone awaiting the Terminator X collection of Air Supply covers.
Worst Moment: Knowing every rhyme before it happens — the first time you hear the song..
Our Opinion: Uncle Krapper, more like
