Rednex – “Cotton Eye Joe”
Novelty European techno is not a genre noted for its multitude of artistic high points.
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Blender 50 worst songs ever
Ricky Martin – “She Bangs”
“She looks like a flower but stings like a bee/Like every girl in his-to-ry!”
Colour Me Badd – “I Wanna Sex You Up”
A five-gallon tub of Astroglide from Costco
Billy Joel – “We didn’t start the Fire”
Fire in the (a) hole!
Simon & Garfunkel – “The Sounds of Silence”
If Frasier Crane were a song, he would sound like this
Uncle Kracker – “Follow Me”
Uncle Krapper, more like
Meat Loaf – “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
Like the indigestible foodstuff that Mr Loaf named himself after, this heavy stodge is equally difficult to stomach
Ja Rule featuring Ashanti – “Mesmerize”
The most hated man in hip-hop — for good reason!
New Kids on the Block – “Hangin’ Tough”
“Don’t cross our path or you’re gonna get stomped!” Scary!
Bryan Adams – “The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You”
Welcome to the dark ages of the 1990s…
The Beatles – “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da”
“If you want some fun — heh-heh-heh-heh! — take ob-la-di-bla-da!” Jesus wept…
Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
Ironically, the least sexy song ever made
Celine Dion – “My Heart Will Go On”
Like some kind of Horror-Android from Dimension Dreck, Ms Dion goes on and on and on and on and on.