It’s Great-Uncle Disgusting — from Canada!
When Adams chose to do sexy after 15 years of chaste, aw-shucks rockin’, even his fans were stunned — as if they’d just seen a stag film starring Richie Cunningham. “I don’t look good in no Armani suits,” he leered in the song’s only believable moment, before suggesting he’d rather “wear” the song’s female protagonist over a blues riff like someone explaining ZZ Top to an accountant.
This wasn’t the creepiest track off his album 18 ‘Til I Die; that accolade goes to a song called “(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear.”
Worst Moment: There’s only one thing that fits me like it should.” Ick.
Our Opinion: Genuinely weird and disturbing – the musical equivalent of discovering your uncle’s secret p**n stash
