Small-penis alert!
These Oklahoma smoothies looked like rejects from a Benetton ad and sounded like flunkies from the Keith Sweat School of Horny Jamz.
This is one long string of fake falsetto moans — there’s more heat in an Herbal Essences commercial — and the imagery ranges from perplexing (“We can do it ’til we both wake up”) to downright unpleasant (“Makin’ love until we drown”). Not recommended for the bedroom, unless it also features leopard-print picture frames, mirrored ceilings and a five-gallon tub of Astroglide from Costco.
Worst Moment: Toward the end, la-la-la’s creep in under whispered phrases like “Lay back and enjoy the ride.”
Our Opinion: Imagine being the horror of being stuck in a lift with these 4 deviants – oh god – that is exactly what happens in the video! PS This has to be the inspiration for Lonely Island’s “Dick in a box”
